Dear Diary,
I have not spoken to you for a long time.
Welcome to my world.
My best mate, Adam, and I have been discussing why, at the age of 32, neither of us have any assets.
I reckon that it’s because we’ve both moved from town to town and job to job, low paying jobs.
But, because of that, we have a wider skills base than that of our other friends.
And we’ve faced a lot more than our other friends have.
Craig is pushing 40 and has been in a well-paid job for 13 years, yet he has no assets, either.
Lane recently won $50,000 on a scratchy card. He bought a secondhand car, which is an asset.
But, he still lives in the same place and has the same job and has no plans to move on.
And, worse still, he still has long hair.
I told him to cut his hair.
What a waste of $50,000!
I would have directed that money towards investments and my career plans.
Lane, however, sees no need in learning new skills or doing a training course with his $50,000.
Stuff it.
On Tuesday night, Adam and his housemate, Jeremy, had a small barney in the lounge.
At one point, Jeremy’s ranting became very comical, and Adam cracked up laughing.
I wanted to laugh, too, but out of respect for Jeremy, I held it in.
I was the mediator.
Some good points were made.
Adam attracts drama.
Adam does not understand why I’ve been in the same low paying job for 2 years.
So, last night, he got me to fill in an application form for a hotel job.
He does not think it’s a good idea to include on my CV the 4 months I worked at a strippers bar in Brizzy.
Stuff it.
I was the kitchen hand, not the stripper.
Even if I was a stripper, I would not be ashamed.
I learnt that the dancers’ job includes performance and people skills.
Adam looked on the website for the strippers bar, to get contact details for my reference.
But I told him it was under new management, which was why I left in the first place.
I asked him if he saw a stripper called Jordan on the website.
Jordan wore a police officer’s uniform, and she danced to ‘4 Minutes’ by Madonna.
Anyway I filled in the application form for the hotel job and Adam will hand it in today.
On Tuesday, I wanted to ask the lawyers at Credo about copyrighting my song lyrics.
Oh yeah, I just added another line onto ‘Dancer On The Stage’.
The line is: “You were the best thing that ever happened to me.”
Shucks, I hope I see that spunk by the end of the month.
Ain’t that the story of my life.
But Diary, you know it.
By David